Under the carpet (prompt)

"DIE SATAN'S MINION!!!" The old man swung the chair down unto the floor where it shatter. "Bugger!" He yelled. "You clever devil, come back here." He leapt like a cat to the floor where he propped himself up on all fours. The small bump skid to and fro as the old man pounced on it. Slyly it ran under a table and knocked it to the ground. A large lamp shattered on the old man's head. As he got up from the shock, a white, happ eyed cat slid out from under the rug. "Confound it, cuddles! I nearly killed you!" The cat purred, almost smiling as the old man's leathery hand scratched his neck.